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Sunday, February 27, 2011

flour, makin art, and stail pescado?



brain leisure o gratis

im getting circled by bats right now in melaque. i think they can smell my veggie blood.  u cudnt pay me to speak down on this place.  chillin level 10 maxed out.  trip recap:  san diego greyhound to tijuana redeye to guatalajara for sunrise.  four hour drive to hidden fresh cut cilantro siders that took 20 wrong turns to find.  soobs good sider sesh on the backside.  frothing....checked out Diego's store in manzanillo. its sick. mite get to paint a wall in there. day 2 muertos. more oobs.  the local kids are killing it soo hard now:  fillete de pescado on the daily; contest conditions were grimy(and yes that means good) as standard.  caught a chuck d late afternoon air sesh. wind and all but mad crazy fun.  lost today to fido the loc dog fs guru. no shame in that.  mo and sammy in the finals: sammy straight murdare:  tripas and muchu in the semi like two giraffes dukin it out: neck to neckin it:  no idea who took 3rd/ps like my flower pic? i make art now?  mo just spotted a ghetto geko running the wall.  doin a wall stall like chris walltholl.  who knows what is to come.  i may just never leave. sorry james.....

Monday, January 24, 2011

b.l.o.g.(nar) part two? blind lioness of germany

woke up today, stretched, and said "yes ......today i will shred the gnar"  saw Bailey in town after a little heidelburgler breakfast.  we cruzed down to aliso to find some buttery biscuits.  shreded with geo and hunter for a bit but the sesh was short lived.  went home, refuled, and cruzed back for an evening sider sesh. got a few fun ones.  def woke up on the right side of the bed.  love the shred

Thursday, December 16, 2010

blognar

blognartopia...and therefore and such and such. just seshed 9th the other  day with koty.  my new board rocks like jimmy hendrix's middle finger.  lil nug bowls here and there.  soaking up the global warming.  too bad its not warming the water. whats up melting polar caps?  thats all i got.  nothin but love for motha nache. peace

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

b.l.o.g. (buffet lunch or green(eggs?)

so i just remembered about this blog i gots.  oobs killer.  havent skimmed in a month. had a  sesh at aliso a month ago and destroyed my ankle.  worth it. epic fire gnar-gnar sesh for hours.  im in hawaii right now. my sis just had a baby so im out here helping take care of the little runt.  his name is felix carron.....what a G!  was up on the north shore yesterday. inside sunset had some speedy little lefts before sunset.  went out to my buddys ranch up past turttle bay. sick spot deep in the cut.  met the most loke shaper on the north shore.  his shaping room is like a 1/2 hour in the middle of the jungle.  turns out he tried shaping skims for a while also but couldnt keep up with vic so he kept to the surf sticks.  he had a couple of sick legendary hobbie long boards  oobs sick.  i did a backflip off the s. side of the wiamea rock.  pretty fun.  chilled w some locs i met at the beach.  didnt really know what they were saying their pigeon was soo heavy.  funny sh!t.  tomorrow my sis got me a hawaiian massage for my b day (which is coming up-killer im almost 30) which i am pretty hyped about. just finished art for my new board.  should be sick.  hope there are some waves when i get home jonsin' for a skim sesh.  as for  now its time to make like tom and cruz

Monday, June 28, 2010

blog: blatant lies orchestrated genius

sup party people in the place to be,  hands in the air if ur a g not a lee....sumthn to think about.  so lets recap on the contest.  first round, consensus: meag!  absolute meag. only thing worth mention was domkee boosting a sick fs indy. clean like james dean!  round two bcs murder sesh.  beak dog m.d.k. mmmm who else? tim fultonovich bringin the skate vibe late shuv upside ur dome.  domkee gettn mad techy and nobody even knows what he is doing let alone scoring him.  i sucked the big one and couldnt find a wave like a blind man in nevada.  I respectfully resigned.  sammy.... im just going to break sammys legs.... second round was epcot center.  missed round three i dont do mornings!  semi finals were more fun than a box of moldy bannannas.  erryone was chuckn d.  the second heat i coundt tell who was gna make it to the finals but good show.  the final was glazed ice and hozen.  mad switchness by mo beak and paulo.  bcs fs liner minni inni to pop tre shoofle' prob the highlight of the final.  beaks rap shuv air drop was mad hectic.  he got a illy goofy rap way down the s end that no one even saw.  it was a s#!t show to say the least.  then i peaced.  missed beaks pemiere cuz the whitehouse is a bunch of capitolist fatheads who hate fun and me.  minni sesh at oak the other day fs pop shuv revert...what do u know?  two night ago took a kayak out after sunset for red tide......beyond words but i will try.  luminescent turpuoise aqua fantasia land with schools of flourescent baby blue firework fish darting about.  then bigger fish and bigger fish until we got chased to shore by a rabid shark that turned out to be a rock with waves splashing on it.  my b.  highly recommended!  oging to take my beater ducktape and super glue doyle out for a sesh and hopefully find some skim. 

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

(bl0g) blisters leak orange gatorade

sup my fellow mystics and shamanic preachers?  just got hooked up on a fresh sunglass sponsor.  jean claude.  thats right b!t(#es they are french.  imports of all sorts.  Muchu just got me on the team (unofficially) and i got me some new lens covers.   if ur  interested in a pair ill sell u mine for 500$  import tax is a motha .... theese days.  caught a fun sesh at aliso the other day with koty.  june gloom grey cloudy fun followed up by a jaccuzi sesh compliments of aliso creek in or whatever they call it these days.  and did you know that there are fat fish maloking in aliso creek?  fecal spotted sea bass i think.  who woulda?  and watch out joe baily a took some epic shots of muchu sun at aliso.  they will probably be nominated for some kind of photography award or something.  and win.  ps. modeski martin and woods are soo good!